February 2012
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March 2010
2 posts
Fireland: Danger / Deer →
I’ve been fighting this giant flying deer for like 48 hours straight and I am sick of it.
I don’t even know which of my various nemeses cooked this thing up in which subterranean laboratory. I’m thinking maybe Doctor Nice, although the last monster he built had way too many heads and mostly…
Fireland: Danger / Xing →
I’m chained up in the dungeon of Emperor Xing. Yes, again.
Last time I managed to escape by hanging here for six months and losing enough weight to slip through the manacles. Time before that I excreted the lockpicks I’d eaten and grabbed them with my toes. Time before that I seduced Nathan,…
July 2009
2 posts
June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
1 post
December 2008
1 post
Watchjakehurwitz:
Lately I’ve been helping find and post videos for CollegeHumor. Pat, Kevin and I (along with some interns) are in charge of getting 10 new videos a day on the site. This past Wednesday there weren’t many people around to help, and I was incredibly busy. At the end of the day we only had 9 videos. I was about to run into a meeting when I realized we were short. I turned to our only...
November 2008
1 post
October 2008
1 post
September 2008
1 post
August 2008
2 posts
July 2008
4 posts
themusic:
Petra Haden, Don’t Stop Believin
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merlin:
McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: E-mail Addresses It Would Be Really Annoying to Give Out Over the Phone.
Still always makes me laugh.
MikeUnderscore2004@yahoo.com
MikeAtYahooDotCom@hotmail.com
Mike_WardAllOneWord@yahoo.com
AAAAAThatsSixAs@yahoo.com
One1TheFirstJustTheNumberTheSecondSpelledOut@hotmail.com
My Drive Thru - Julian Casablancas, Santogold and...
» The Douchiest Phone Message In History →
dalasverdugo:
via Judah
June 2008
10 posts
Weezer - The Greatest Man That Ever Lived...
Watchbrooklynmutt:
Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch
A minor league ball girl makes an incredible catch on a foul ball in left field.
Someone Please Do This
jakehurwitz:
I think it’d be really funny to dress in tattered dirty clothes and then run out of a forest to a couple of people and demand, “What year is this!?”
When they answer, “2008.” You look away and mumble “My God.” Then run back into the woods.
Modern Leper - Frightened Rabbit
Really great...
May 2008
7 posts
WatchHe’s still got it
samreich: Despite posting my Muxtape, I had to...
Watchyoulooknicetoday: How and where not to do The Fishstick
April 2008
2 posts
Well this appears to be flipping fantastic! Going...
March 2008
25 posts
five songs I am listening to
One Day Like This - Elbow Salute Your Solution - The Raconteurs Fascination - Alphabeat Kids - MGMT Cheap And Cheerful - The Kills
One Day Like This - Elbow
The entire album is...
